Honey Weiner's Party
One day, MARY CHEESE got on the phone and called her friend DELORES HOSE. They
were planning a surprise anniversary party for ARTHUR and HONEY WEINER, to be
catered by PETER RABBIT and LO FAT. Since the Poop family was busy,
porta-potties would be provided by J.F. HOLE, and the entertainment would be
provided by ANGELIKA BUNG and L.F. BUNGAROO, backed up by ARTHUR TWITTY, THEOLA
TWITTY, and ZULA TWITTY. FRED REEFER would be running the bar, as usual. Mary
secretly hoped that Fred wouldn't bring along his assistant WILLIAM CROTCH.
As Mary and Delores went over the list of invitees, such as ALVIN STUMP, DEK
STUMP, and J.D. DOLT, a few names stuck out. "Say, Delores," said Mary Cheese,
"Who's COOKIE CAROSELLA, and who's this KHURSHEED COOKIE NAVDER?" "Well, I'm
sure I don't know," replied Delores Hose, "Some of HONEY WEINER's office mates
have sort of.. well.. you know, funny names." "Oh?" said Mary, raising a
gorgonzola eyebrow, "You mean like OLIVE HEAD, P. HEAD, and BOOKER T. HEAD?"
"Heavens, no, Mary! I was thinking not so much about the Head family as about
ANGELO TURDO, DRAGOS A. NUTA, and LARRY TURF (of the Smithtown TURFS)!" "Ha
ha," laughed Mary Cheese, those ARE funny names! Speaking of funny, shall we
invite MITCHELL HOMO?"
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