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The Funny Name Server


The Funny Name Server

Welcome to the Funny Name Server!

Admit it. As you were looking up a number in the phone book, a funny listing caught your eye. You chuckled at the poor guy whose name is also a curse word. Then you thought, "If I had nothing better to do, what other funny names could I find in the phone book?"

That's where the Funny Name Server comes in. We've done all the work for you already! Our team of researchers has spent literally hundreds of hours looking up thousands of funny, interesting, strange, and offensive names in phone books from all over the New York tri-state area.

Can you find a name in your phone book that's funnier than these? Send it to us! See this page for details.

Check out the winners of our last funny name contest!

Fu King
Submitted by Edwin H., Lake City, FL
Craven Dick
Submitted by Valeeta T., Krum, TX
Haywood Jablome
Submitted by Steven G., Nashville, TN
Submitted by Pete P., Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Lunatic Fringe
Submitted by Leah D.
Submitted by Larry H.
Submitted by Larry H.
Submitted by Larry H.
Submitted by Larry H.
Submitted by Larry H.
Tease Dick
Submitted by Randy & Jayne G.

Looking for more names? Check out the winners of our last funny name contest!

Mammoth Erections
Submitted by Shannon B., Austin, TX
Short Dick
Submitted by Dixie C., Fitzpatrick, AL
Harry Beavers
Submitted by Rick S., Appleton, WI
Phat Ho
Submitted by Cindy B, Hanceville, AL
Anita Hoare
Submitted by Jason H, Canada
Ray Screws
Submitted by Cindy B, Hanceville, AL
Harry Wacker
Submitted by David M, San Antonio, TX
Submitted by Alyse L, John Day, OR
Dixon Cox
Submitted by Kathleen R, Canada
Miracle Fingers
Submitted by Shannon B., Austin, TX
Hugh G. Rection
Submitted by Wendy O., Trinity, NC
Phil Hiscock
Submitted by Buck R.
Wee Wee Inspector
Submitted by Pete S.
William Dickgraber
Submitted by Jim P.
Submitted by Susan J.
Submitted by Michelle D.
Submitted by Michelle D.
Bradley Hiscock McCracken
Submitted by Anonymous